at the chorus line monologue sheila transcriot

Some of the others in line include Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Geppetto who is carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer carrying the Three Little Pigs. Waiting in line is Donkey on a leash and his owner. The Captain of the Duloc Guards sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairytale creatures in. Lines of fairy tale creatures are put in chains and are led into wagons by Duloc Guards.

Fairytale creatures.' (He sighs and drops the paper on the ground.) SHREK: And stay out! (looks down and picks up a wanted poster. The men drop their torches and pitchforks and flee as fast they can. SHREK: (Whispering) This is the part where you run away. Shrek terrifies the mob with a frightening roar, his spit extinguishing all the remaining torches. Shrek licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. Villager 1: Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! (Waves the torch at Shrek.) Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.

SHREK: Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Villager 3: Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread. Do you know what that thing can do to you? At night, the villagers head into the swamp and wait outside Shrek's home. In a nearby village, an angry mob gather up to go after Shrek. Shrek exits an outhouse and goes about his day like taking a mud shower, brushing his teeth with bug paste, and farting in his pool in the swamp. ' All Star' by Smash Mouth begins to play. (Laughs, tears out a page of the book) Like that's ever gonna happen. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. SHREK: (Reading a storybook) Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. This is the transcript for the 2001 film, Shrek.

At the chorus line monologue sheila transcriot